It’s Not That I’m Bitter . . . by Gina Barreca

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  • Title: It is Not That I am Bitter . . .
  • Author: Gina Barreca
  • Category: Humor
  • Date: 05/01/09
  • Lenguage: English
  • Pages: unknown
  • ISBN: 9780312547271

 

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In a world the place eye cream is constructed from placenta, Gina Barreca is the lone voice calling out “However wait, whose placenta is it?” She asks the essential questions: Why is there no King Charming? Why does no bra ever match? Why are there no tutus in XL? Why do more clever ladies have trusted psychics than have trusted monetary advisors? Whereas she positively desires everybody to know that she’s not bitter, Gina does need to know why nobody realizes that Anne Bancroft was solely thirty-six when she performed Mrs. Robinson, the quintessential cougar. In “It is Not That I am Bitter…” Gina shouts out her message to ladies all over the place: “You’re good sufficient to beat the world, so please cease weeping whenever you strive on bathing fits at T.J. Maxx.” As Gina declares “The world lies to us and we need to consider. We need to consider that, if we put on a pair of palazzo pants with a latex escape hatch constructed into the abdomen space, we’ll seem 5 kilos slimmer immediately‚Ķ We torture ourselves, regardless that we’re good broads.” In deliciously quotable essays on the power of each chin hairs and tweezers to have an effect on your life, the rationale each girl believes she’s loopy, the chance that the “glass ceiling” could be a thick layer of males, and ideas on intimate conversations she’d have with Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Cindy McCain and Sarah Palin, Barreca gleefully rejects the emotional torture, embraces the limitless laughter, and reveals different ladies how they will conquer the world with a pointy wit, good footwear and never a single fear about VPLs

 

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